Spastic Voiceover

Name's Dani. I like shit and I've done crap.
Talk to me if you want to know more.
[[This is a tumblr for a fictional character. Any resemblance to any persons living or dead is completely coincidental. Danicca Waylan [c] Ysa Hammel Institute [c] Tony and Mads]]

February 1, 2012 6:45 pm
These summer pictures just get worse and worse.

These summer pictures just get worse and worse.

6:18 pm 6:13 pm
So that’s what you wanted my glasses for.

So that’s what you wanted my glasses for.

December 16, 2011 5:36 pm
FISHAYFINGAPUPPETSSSZZSSSSZSSZZSSSS. S.

FISHAYFINGAPUPPETSSSZZSSSSZSSZZSSSS. S.

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neversayknight:

Why did ya introduce yourself as Hayley little one? Really you should sing more. You’re really good.

Shut up. Where did you find that? >_<

December 15, 2011 9:33 pm
Hey, it&#8217;s good money. The first girl I sold a picture to said you were &#8220;super mega awesome foxy juicy let-me-bear-your-children hot&#8221; and gave me 300 bucks up front.
It was a little disturbing, but&#8230; 300 bucks. Come on.
neversayknight:

You need to stop that. -still doesn’t get why they would want to buy the pictures anyway-
spasticvoiceover:

I WAS selling pictures of you. Past-tense. I haven’t sold a picture of you in like, two weeks.
-ahem- I mean, if the kids were willing to buy for fifty, I was willing to sell for fifty. It is was good business.
neversayknight:

YOU’RE SELLING PICTURES OF ME?
spasticvoiceover:

Did you know I made 50 bucks off the fact that you’re a heavy sleeper?

Hey, it’s good money. The first girl I sold a picture to said you were “super mega awesome foxy juicy let-me-bear-your-children hot” and gave me 300 bucks up front.

It was a little disturbing, but… 300 bucks. Come on.

neversayknight:

You need to stop that. -still doesn’t get why they would want to buy the pictures anyway-

spasticvoiceover:

I WAS selling pictures of you. Past-tense. I haven’t sold a picture of you in like, two weeks.

-ahem- I mean, if the kids were willing to buy for fifty, I was willing to sell for fifty. It is was good business.

neversayknight:

YOU’RE SELLING PICTURES OF ME?

spasticvoiceover:

Did you know I made 50 bucks off the fact that you’re a heavy sleeper?

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